Why I didn't buy facebook stock (by Sawyer)

I am not pleased with the logistical details of the facebook Dogbook app.
I prefer Twitter, as my short-term memory only allows me to remember up to 140 characters.
I cannot bear seeing all my old high school friends living in the past.
My savings already took a big hit when I gave to the canine evangelist on TV.
I didn't want to create so much wealth that Mommy and Daddy felt insignificant in comparison.
In all honesty, I'd rather spend my time napping than checking stocks.


- Sawyer